NCIS
Mondays 9:00 PM on CBSNCIS Season 10 Quotes
Tony [to Ned Dorneget]: What in the name of Brooks Brothers are you wearing? You look exactly like what you are: a pubescent federal agent.
Tony: Couldn't help noticing you're sitting here all alone. I thought maybe you'd want some company?
Melissa: Sure. Your partner won't mind?
Tony: Partner?
Melissa: I assumed you two are a couple. Just... your shirt. So...pink.
Ramsey: Looks like we got a lot of evidence to get through, huh?
Abby: Yeah.
Both: All-nighter!
Ducky: I expected to find the entire sidewall blown out, given the explosive decompression we just experienced.
Palmer: My stomach is experiencing explosive decompression.
Anything I find won't be useful to anybody if we all die from airborne corpse pathogens. A dead body can be deadly.
Ducky
Light me up, Lord of the Tickets. It's story time.
Tony
Careful, Mr. Palmer. Gastric acid can cut a hole right through your foot.
Ducky
Palmer: Doctor. Doctor. In case your plan, as brilliant as it is, doesn't work....
Ducky: Likewise, Mr....Jimmy.
Palmer: I would rather take a stand than get shot in the back.
Ducky: Likewise.
Palmer: Oh my God.
Ducky: What?
Palmer: I just realized that I missed my nine-month wedding anniversary. Breena's going to kill me.
Ducky: You do know I have a heart condition.
Doctor, I respect you more than anyone in the world, so please forgive me when I say - go to hell. I'm not leaving you.
Palmer
Tony: ...but lucky for us we've got morning check-ins, email chain letters. Hey - international coffees of the week.
McGee: Yeah that Indonesian Wildboar blend was pretty bitter.
Tony: Bitter. Coffee almost killed me. Seriously, that's dangerous stuff. It's like putting a hot poker up my bum.
