NCIS
Mondays 9:00 PM on CBSNCIS Season 17 Quotes
Oh, Gibbs! Thank God! I was running out of accounting tricks.
Phil [to Gibbs]
Gibbs: It's Phil. He wants some more relationship advice.
Jack: From you?
Maybe I should be like you, be a lone wolf. Go the way of the Gibbs.
Phil [to Gibbs]
McGee: We all thought Stacy was a serial killer.
Torres: Worst Valentine's Day ever.
I don't care what they say. {Gibbs] isn't that handsome.
Stacy [to Phil]
With two bodies in Autopsy, the chocolate-covered strawberries are going to have to wait.
Palmer
Gibbs, is it true? Did you interrogate my girlfriend?
Phillip [to Gibbs]
I think Phillip is dating a serial killer, boss.
McGee [to Gibbs]
I'm from New York. What do I look like, Robin Hood from the hood?
Kasie [to Torres]
You're literally holding the murder weapon in your hand.
Bishop [to Colleen]
This is kind of thing you don't recover from.
Gibbs [to Bishop]
Kind of like my version of building a boat, but not in a basement.
Jack [to Gibbs]
