NCIS
Mondays 9:00 PM on CBSNCIS Season 17 Quotes
Bishop: He made more money playing games online than he did in the Navy.
Gibbs: What? How does that work?
Torres: Believe me. I've been asking the same thing.
Torres: This petty officer is about to get a visit from the cool kids, plus McGee. No offense.
McGee: None taken.
If you're not early, you're late.
Gibbs [to Phineas]
Here I am talking about being maternal and I'm leaving my son with a strange man who lives across the street.
Sarah [to Gibbs]
Sure. Insane Clown Posse. Ceremonial Naval band. I totally see the similarity.
Bishop [to Hoffer]
Was it just me, or was [Jack] walking with a great deal of bad juju?
Torres
I'm like super-likable, right?
Hannah [to McGee]
Torres: See where we're going with this?
Hannah: Maybe you should use smaller words.
Gibbs doesn't leave.
Ducky
You do not want a staring contest. I will bury you.
Jack [to Gibbs]
Did Gibbs just leave?
Bishop
McGee: You want me to break the law so you can avoid some social awkwardness?
Jack: It was worth a try.
