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Dani

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Divorce is like going to war. It's bloody, brutal, and expensive.

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The next time you screw someone in the guest bedroom, just remember I do box pleats not hospital corners.

Dani

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Just drive or I'll tell your girlfriend about your other girlfriend.

Lindsey

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When you are making a living as a hooker, then you can dig this out of storage.

Dani

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No matter who you are, no matter how much protective gear you wear, at some point you're gonna get the living crap kicked out of you.

Dani

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