Vodka and painkillers, statistically, deadlier than auto racing.

Dani

When a person spins out you often can't tell until after they hit the wall.

Dani

Dani: My name is Dr. Dani Santino. And I am not a hooker, im a therapist.
TK: Say what?

Dani: He cheated on me ma' more then once.
Dani's Mother: But less then Tiger Woods.

If he can walk he can run, if he can run he can play. Make him walk by Sunday

Couch Purnell

You want to know what the new protein is? Earthworms. The guys a worm farmer. The night was destined to end with battery operated machinery.

Janet

Did your dress come with that scowl or was that extra?

Margo

Janet: Do you remember what happened when your Mom said you couldn't go out with Ray?
Dani: I got married and pregnant. Oh.

I look like a refugee backup dancer from a Madonna video.

Dani

Janet: Who's Trent?
Dani: Apparently he is a class ditching delinquent who is missing my daughter's hotness. This is awful.

My first divorce was like Vietnam. The second, kind of like a sit in.

Janet

My Dad used to say, life is like a football game. There's winners and there's losers.

Dani

Necessary Roughness Season 1 Quotes

When you are making a living as a hooker, then you can dig this out of storage.

Dani

No matter who you are, no matter how much protective gear you wear, at some point you're gonna get the living crap kicked out of you.

Dani