Stop drinking and dreaming.

Dani

You're a good friend to have if you're being hunted down by mobsters or thugs or aliens from another planet.

Dani

Let's just say you'd be surprised how many hookers can fit in the trunk of a Porsche.

Laura

Dani: Everyone has a dark side.
Laura: Not one I can't spin.

Officer: At 75 miles per hour, no problem. At 150, big problem.
TK: I was...150. The dealer said this thing could go 200. This thing is broken. I'm taking it back.

As shocking as it sounds, I am capable of reading and apologizing.

Nico

Wow, I did not know that it was possible to hit on someone while simultaneously talking up a friend.

Dani

Forgive me for not discriminating between your moral shades of grey.

Dani

You know what else might upset the kids? The murder of their only living grandmother.

Dani

The question is, when is it time for an old habit too die?

Dani

We are coming unglued faster than a kindergarten art project.

Coach

I'm just playing. I would never bang his sister. She looks like a muskrat.

TK

Necessary Roughness Season 1 Quotes

When you are making a living as a hooker, then you can dig this out of storage.

Dani

No matter who you are, no matter how much protective gear you wear, at some point you're gonna get the living crap kicked out of you.

Dani