I know you're not a stripper, but is there any way you can take your short pants off?

Jess

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• Added: April 26, 2016

I'm sorry for my friend objectifying you, but in her defense, you are fine as hell.

Jess

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• Added: April 26, 2016

It's like my hearing is what a dog hears.

Jess

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• Added: April 26, 2016

The very fact that socks exist is proof shoes don't work.

Cece

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• Added: April 26, 2016

Welcome to your bachelorette party 2.0.

Jess

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• Added: April 26, 2016

I said chill day in, but did I mean it?

Jess

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• Added: April 26, 2016