Jess, you win! I'm gonna take you...respectfully!

Nick

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I may be dirty, but I play old.

Ed

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Do not challenge me to a sex stand-off. I can channel all of my sexual energy into knitting. How do you think I made it through high school?

Jess

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Nick: I'm gonna have to turn off the tap!
Jess: What tap?
Nick: The sex tap!
Jess: But I need my vitamin D!

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Jess: Nothin' but net!
Coach: Traditionally, that refers to hitting nothing but the inside of the net.

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Winston: So...where do you do the marketing?
Schmidt: Oh, Winston. So naive, so sweet. We do the marketing EVERYWHERE!

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• Added: January 14, 2014