You show up sick, you might as well be dead.

Schmidt

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• Added: March 29, 2016

Jess: Nick, are you eating raisins from my purse? I confiscated those from a kid.
Nick: That explains why they're so sticky. Sticky Nicky eats anything and I don't get sick.

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• Added: March 29, 2016

I'm not gonna get sick. No germ can live in a body that is 65% beer.

Nick

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• Added: March 29, 2016

I'd give you a hug, but my shirt smells pretty weird today.

Nick

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• Added: March 29, 2016