We used to have a school goat named Melvin. He hung himself, tragically, on the swing set.

Principal

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Burquas isn't you guys, is it?

Jess

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Life's messy. It kicks you in the ass. That's right, I said ass.

Jess

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I don't know how you get a podcast, but you should look into it.

Nick

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Mr. Day: What's she like?
Nick: She's not quirky. She has no bangs.

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I didn't gay my way out of Vietnam just to get killed by some punk.

Mr. Day

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If they make fun of you, I'll punch them in the penis.

Elizabeth

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I know you're lying, and I'm hurt, but I'm gonna eat this anyway

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• Added: May 06, 2013