New Girl
Tuesdays 8:30 PM on FOXNew Girl Season 3 Quotes
Sick people wanted me, dying people wanted to be me--I was the total candy striping package.
Schmidt
Coach: Do people call you 'Marketing'?
Schmidt: No...not yet...
She's looking for career advice, and your job could be done by a vending machine.
Schmidt
When I think of teachers, I think of two things--Jessica Day, and pornography...where one of the characters is...a teacher.
Schmidt
I thought you said you were afraid of camping and nature. You said you were afraid a fly was going to fly in your head and learn all your thoughts.
Jess
So I have good news from the doctor--you don't have rabies. You have giardia, and something called "Legionnaires disease."
Nick
I should have known those beets weren't from nature. Nothing purple comes from nature.
Nick
The eyeball fell off, that's how you know it's good!
Nick
Guys, we've gone soft! With our antibiotics and our sports creams!
Nick
Schmidt: Camping?
Winston: Like we're animals?!
That first-class ass is gonna be sitting in Coach tonight.
Coach
Winston: Friends don't call friends pathetic.
Nick: But what do friends do when the other friend is taking a shower with a cat?
