New Girl
Tuesdays 8:30 PM on FOXNew Girl Season 3 Quotes
Nick, you know what a squirrel looks like. You've been outside.
Winston
She's on a flip-phone. That means she's either poor, or a time traveler!
Schmidt
Hi there. I'm about to ruin a date and don't want to show up empty-handed.
Nick: What the hell are you doing?
Coach: Making island beats.
Are you a do-er, or a dumpling-er?
Coach
The internet said I had to stay off my feet. But then I found this wheelchair in a ditch, so...I'm ready to work out!
Winston
Did I leave my Oakland Raiders yarmulke over there?
Schmidt
Peanuts is an acronym! It stands for "Physical Education Activity...Nuts!"
Coach
Are you okay to drive? You've got crazy eyes!
Nick
Coach: Remember when you sat out of the game because you were sad?
Winston: I was also cold.
Coach: His jeans are so small.
Nick: Looks like a puppet, like something an Italian whittled
Is that Notorious N.A.G.? Is that Naggie Gyllenhaal?
Coach
