New Girl
Tuesdays 8:30 PM on FOXNew Girl Season 3 Quotes
Can't spell sex without the 'ex.'
Coach
Nick, I never thought I'd say this, but I need to be alone with Prince.
Jess
So I'm not familiar with this term, 'finger guns.'
Prince
Prince is terrible at Frisbee.
Schmidt
Just drive the car. I gotta tell my girlfriend that I don't love her so she doesn't leave me.
Nick
You've never been turned on by gas mileage?
Coach
I'm in a limo! I wish I had really long legs so I could stretch 'em out the length of the limo!
Jess
Panty Hawk! I'd watch that show!
Coach
I'm pretty sure I'm having a heart attack, and I haven't arranged for anyone to clear my browser history. I wasn't building a bomb, I was just curious.
Nick
Jess: Have you guys been baking?
Coach: Aww, nah--a bakery downtown exploded, don't bother looking into it, it's not on the internet.
A lot of people never graduated high school! Einstein! Bill Gates! Anne Frank! I'm gonna take back that last one.
Schmidt
Nick: Do you know any time-consuming, free activities in Griffith Park?
Schmidt: Gross! Suicide?
