Night Court
Tuesdays 8:00 PM on NBCNight Court Season 1 Episode 3: "Just Tuesday" Quotes
Neil: You did a lot of baking.
Abby: Well, I had to do gluten-free for Laura, gluten-heavy for Timo, and Sandy’s allergic to nuts but wouldn’t say which ones so I had to do six different kinds for him. It’s like Russion Roulette… but yummy.
Abby: I just think if you show a little compassion, you can put people on a better path.
Dan: Yeah, it all sounds exhausting. It’s all that… caring. [shudders]
Abby: Don’t worry about me, Dan. I’ve always got my emotional support grouch. And your vest came in. I can take you on planes now.
I like that you guys are bonding, but I wish it wasn’t over mocking my judicial philosophy.
Abby
Abby: I had my clerk track down someone from your past.
Neil: I got to do some digging. I was her ‘The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo.’
Olivia: Were you that? Or were you her ‘Blue’s Clues’?
Abby: I just think this guy needs a little intervention.
Dan: I appreciate you wanting to help, all right? But this is a court, not a therapist’s office, no matter how many mental patients march through here.
Abby: Get ready to arrest my heart for indecent exposure because I’m about to be flashin’ some compassion.
Mr. Crabbe is charged with a DnD DnD. Drunk and disorderly while playing Dungeons and Dragons.
Olivia
Neil: So I went to a bakery. We gotta keep the tradition alive, right?
Abby: Just a few random Tuesdays, Neil, not really a tradition. It’s not like the fireworks on the Fourth of July or eating a groundhog on the third of February.
Abby: How’d you get out?
Dan: I’d rather not relive it.
Abby: You paid the forty bucks, didn’t you?
Dan: It was horrible.
I lost a lot of time with my dad when I was at my worst. Ashamed to be around him. But he always had faith in me. Said he was keeping that faith safe until I had it in myself again.
Abby
