Night Court
Tuesdays 8:00 PM on NBCNight Court Season 1 Episode 5: "The Apartment" Quotes
Leave it to you to take all the fun out of bending a corrupt system to your will.
Dan
Dan: You don’t have to always try and find a positive spin. You’re allowed to be mad.
Abby: I think it’s better to put positive energy out there.
Dan: To each his own. I always try to put medium energy out there. Of course, no energy is the dream.
Of course I’m not going to get to go up against Lesley. Because my life has been cursed since the day that I met her. And much like that revolving door, I am now stuck in a sweaty chamber of my own failure.
Olivia
Smelling like sausages does have its upside. Who doesn’t love a bunch of dogs following them around?
Abby
Abby: It’s just not ideal that my first apartment with Rand is somewhere where ‘two people exploded each other.’ Aw, I hope it was for love.
Gurgs: Nah, keep reading, it says it wasn’t.
Abby: Mr. Fielding, it’s not polite to razz the prosecution.
Dan: I wasn’t razzing. I was mocking.
Gurgs: Who wouldn’t want a judge owing them a favor?
Abby: I’d rather my position not be a part of it. I became a judge because I want to help people not for the perks.
Gurgs: Okay, so you got a moral code, which is gonna make this harder.
Olivia: Hypothetically, if you had a co-worker who smelled like soggy cardboard in the back of a taxi, would you want me to tell you that that’s you?
Abby: I’m having some issues with my apartment. It’s above a German beer hall, so no matter what I do, I smell like a combination of sauerkraut, mustard, and soccer fan B.O.
