Lars: Why? What’s about to happen?
Masha: For starters, you are about to happen. Your whole life has been about tearing down. You target the bullies and destroy them. The question is, have you ever nurtured anything?

Carmel: OMG! Am I in trouble?
Masha: No, you’re not in trouble, unless you’re trying to kill me. Are you? Someone is sending me nasty threats.

Delilah: I saw you last night eating sugar and cake. It was actually kind of sweet. You actually seemed kind of mortal like the rest of us giving into temptation.
Masha: I was trying to connect with the little girl within me.
Delilah: Did you?
Masha: Not yet.

Frances: Is that why you don’t want to kiss me?
Tony: That and it would involve leaning and I don’t think I could do that right now.
Frances: I’ll catch you.

Heather: Did you see Zach?
Napolean: There he is! Zachary!
Heather: Zach!
Zach: Hey mom. What is with the shrooms? Did the zero-tolerance policy go out the window?

Masha: What do you want, Napoleon?
Napoleon: I just want my son back.
Masha: I can arrange that.

Nine Perfect Strangers Season 1 Episode 6 Quotes

Carmel: OMG! Am I in trouble?
Masha: No, you’re not in trouble, unless you’re trying to kill me. Are you? Someone is sending me nasty threats.

Lars: Why? What’s about to happen?
Masha: For starters, you are about to happen. Your whole life has been about tearing down. You target the bullies and destroy them. The question is, have you ever nurtured anything?