Favorite No Ordinary Family Quotes
You're choosing burgers in the suburbs over catching the bad guy version of Bond? Where are your priorities?
George
Jim: Dave is a normal guy.
George: So were you, once.
Stephanie: You're super strong and I'm super... [passes out drunk]
Jim: And that's why we don't have any friends.
Humans are the only species that insist on monogamy. Go to the zoo, check out the monkeys, it's like boogey nights in there.
Mike
You guys must make some serious cash with this 'heroes for hire' stuff.
Mike
When people show up to your house with ticket to see the strong-man, do not say I didn't tell you.
George
Goerge: The only thing Mathews is known for is missing bodies and bullets.
Jim: Do you have anything helpful to say at all?
George: No.
Wait a minute; superheroes do not negotiate with criminals. You go in there and flex and do your Jim-Jim thing.
George
Jim: Mikey, you OK?
Mike: Other than the gun to my head? Yeah.
He's trading his life for yours; if that's not brotherly love, I don't know what is.
Loan shark
You're the coolest accident I've ever known.
Katie
George: Let's just say we're way passed wifi.
Jim: Now this is a lair.
