George: You are gestating a human life.
Katie: Cross your fingers that it's human.

Joshua: My powers are gone.
George: That's exactly what you say to the woman who doesn't want the guy with super powers.

My math is perfect, so if they aren't the answers your looking for, maybe you're asking the wrong questions.


He's my brother and he needs me!


The honestly believe they're going to find that boy. I hate to disappoint them. (To guard) Disappoint them.

Helen Burton

George: I need you to be cool. Can you be cool?
Katie: Historically speaking, it's not my strong suit.

A word of advice. You shoot a man and leave him for dead, you better make sure his kryptonite didn't wear off.


Mr. and Mrs. Powell, the government needs your family's help.


The closest thing I've seen to an animal there is a squirrel eating waffle fries.


Giving you the same work as them would be like asking Stephen Hawking to play Chutes and Ladders.

Mr. Litchfield

Lucas: What do you want me to do?
Mrs. X: Go fetch.

So your dirty-haired boyfriend is more important than our family?


No Ordinary Family Quotes

Stephanie: Who are you texting now?
Daphne: God.

I don't know why you guys can't go without me and just photo shop me in.