Coop: We have the same favorite book.
Eddie: I hate to kill the vibe. But lots of people like The Kite Runner.

Jackie: I did a bad thing and I need your help.
O'Hara: ... well done. And shame on you.

Helipad? Hella yes!

Coop

Quantum Bay? More like Quantanamo Bay.

Thor

Laura: you come from a very fu-ked up place.
Jackie: I come from Queens.

You're good at your job, you suck at life.

Laura

Painkillers kill the pain, you did not get this sick by yourself.

Laura

Gloria: We're having a baby! How's Disneyland?
Jackie: Disneyland sucks.

You know where to find me if things start to get pear-shaped.

O'Hara

Zoey: Did you get my emails?
Jackie: No.
Zoey: Did you check your email?
Jackie: No.

Jackie: Who's Rex Ryan?
Thor: Head Coach of the Jets, hello! You people are barbarians.

Every 12 days, I go through this thing where I wish you were a completely different person for 24 hours.

Zoey

Nurse Jackie Quotes

Don't ever say "ta-da." The only people that say "ta-da" are magicians or idiots.

Jackie Peyton

Percoset should never be crushed and chewed, unless you want it to hit your system like a bolt of lightening. Which is only a problem if you're afraid of lightening.

Jackie Peyton