Popular Nurse Jackie Quotes
How do you make every outfit look like pajamas?
Zoey
Coop hurt my feelings. He basically said that he never liked my hair... so now I'm gonna feel stuff?
Jackie: Do you know who the father is?
O'Hara: No. I want it to be a surprise.
Playa hear ya, loud and clearya.
Zoey
I'm toning my uterus.
O'Hara
I don't have a thing for doctors, I have a thing for drugs.
When you're a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
Dr. Cruz
Welcome to the sh-t show.
I'm not a good breaker-upper.
Zoey
Spanx are a fu*king miracle until they go rogue on you.
Divorce Lawyer
Home is home, work is work.
Mike Cruz
Mike Cruz: Thanks for that by the way.
Jackie: You owe me one.
Mike Cruz: No I don't.
Jackie: That works too.