I think I'm pregnant.

Zoey

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• Added: April 13, 2010

Coop: I almost have 1,000 Twitter followers now.
Zoey: Is that a lot?
Coop: Heck yeah!

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• Added: April 13, 2010

I'm not in recovery. But I should be, for wedding cake addiction.

Thor

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• Added: April 13, 2010

I shagged a nurse. In the chapel.

O'Hara

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• Added: April 13, 2010

Gloria: I'm not a prude! I was at Woodstock for Christ's sake.
Jackie: No you weren't.

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• Added: April 13, 2010

She'd rather watch a fire safety video than High School Musical.

Jackie [on Grace]

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• Added: April 13, 2010

I make suggestions. You listen and agree. How high up do I need to go for you to understand that?

Coop

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• Added: April 13, 2010

I never would have pegged you for someone to give me shit for getting the job done.

Zoey

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• Added: April 13, 2010

Eddie: You have a lot of pent-up anger.
Jackie: You have no idea.

• Permalink: You have a lot of pent-up anger. You have no idea.
• Added: April 13, 2010

My house? My kids? Are you out of your fucking mind?

Jackie

• Permalink: My house? My kids? Are you out of your f**king mind?
• Added: April 13, 2010