Zoey: At this very moment, I have no desire to stab you in the neck.
Lenny: Cool!

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Thor: You get to stand there and look pretty.
Coop: I can do that.

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It would be too much pressure to date God.

Zoey

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Akalitus: I know Michelle Obama.
Father: Excuse Me?
Akalitus: You heard me.

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If you want company I'm totes avail. Totally available.

Zoey

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