On My Block
Mondays on NetflixOn My Block Season 3 Episode 3: "Chapter Twenty-Three " Quotes
I am many things, but a patient woman I am not.
Cuchillos
Monse: I sent her a letter, but she never wrote me back, and now she's calling. I don't get it.
Oscar: I know why. It's for her, not for you. She just wants to clear her conscience. She disappears and expects you to welcome her with open arms? Now she wants to be a parent? Seems like a hell of a lot easier when you don't actually have to raise a child. Screw that. If I were you, I wouldn't call that bitch back. I wouldn't give her the satisfaction.
Monse: You're right. She doesn't deserve it. She's dead to me.
Oscar: You done?
Monse: Everything bad that has ever happened is because of you!
Jamal: Full disclosure, this is my first time.
Kendra: Me too but we'll do better next time.
Kendra: Oh, you're already wearing a condom?
Jamal: Always be prepared.
Ruby: God, I'm stressed.
Abuelita: Meeee toooo.
Ruby: What are you looking at?
Abuelita: Dicks! I'm just kidding. I don't do that at the dinner table.
Be careful. I don't know what business you have with Cuchillos, and I don't want to know, but you don't get where she is without bodies on you.
Hammel
You can get jumped into a gang, but can you get humped in?
Jamal
When I come back, I'm going to bring some booty and some boundaries.
Ruby
Cesar: Oscar has a lot on his plate right now. I'm not the only one dealing with our dad.
Monse: How's that going?
Cesar: Not great. They can't even be in the same room together which puts me in a weird position because I want to get to know my dad, but I also feel like I'm somehow betraying Oscar.
Monte: Did he say that?
Cesar: No, but he doesn't have to.
So he has daddy issues, and you have mommy issues, and if you don't stay away, y'all will have baby issues.
Jasmine
