I ruined wardrobe, wrecked everything with the only guy who makes my world turn, and punched that whore of an actress. And the only thing she ever did wrong was sleep with Crocodile Dundee.

Brooke

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You know I loved David, but I feel the same way about Clay that I did Nathan. I think he's one of the good ones.

Lydia

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Haley: How am I gonna get through this?
Nathan: Graciously and courageously, the way you always do, with me by your side.

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I'm sorry I asked you out. I was drunk. I was at Tric and Haley gave this carpe diem speech...the kind that makes you want to jump on your desk and rip pages out of your text book.

Mouth

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My lead actor looks like a cross between Richard Simmons and one of the Village People.

Julian

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