What a terrific god-damned finale this is going to be.

Oliver

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I've had worse injuries shucking oysters.

Oliver

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I'm a sucker for lonely guys with notable age differences I meet on elevators.

Jan

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I've broken up with people for whispering loudly in movies or chewing weird.

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Oliver: We've got to break the door down.
Mabel: Excuse me, we weigh 125 combined.
Oliver: Oh, thank you! It's the dips.

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• Added: October 19, 2021