Maybe this is a bad time to say hi.

Alex

You love adventure, right? And that's what got you in there. This is all just a big adventure with liver, and yoga Jones and racism.

Larry

Piper: One of my roommates has a massive heart attack when she got here.
Larry: OK - you are not allowed to have a heart attack.

I want you to understand. You do not have to have lesbian sex.

Sam Healy

Larry: What?
Piper: You look beautiful, too.

Orange is the New Black Season 1 Episode 1 Quotes

I want you to understand. You do not have to have lesbian sex.

Sam Healy

Larry: What?
Piper: You look beautiful, too.