Orange is the New Black
Fridays 8:00 PM on NetflixOrange is the New Black Season 1 Episode 1: "I Wasn't Ready" Quotes
Maybe this is a bad time to say hi.
Alex
You love adventure, right? And that's what got you in there. This is all just a big adventure with liver, and yoga Jones and racism.
Larry
Piper: One of my roommates has a massive heart attack when she got here.
Larry: OK - you are not allowed to have a heart attack.
I want you to understand. You do not have to have lesbian sex.
Sam Healy
Larry: What?
Piper: You look beautiful, too.
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