Orange is the New Black Season 4 Episode 11: "People Persons" Quotes
I've really tried so hard, but the harder I try, the worse things seem to get.Healy
People don't change. I should know. My mom sent me to gay conversion camp.Piscatella
Caputo: You've never actually been to Litchfield, have you? Have you ever been in any prison.
Linda: It never seemed necessary.
Red: Useful how?
Piscatella: Anything would be appreciated.
Red: Aspirin reduces your risk of heart attack...but can be toxic in large amounts.
Piscatella: Sorry to keep you waiting.
Red: Well, don't be. I was enjoying the ambience. So stark...like I'm back in the Kremlin.
Did your mother put the whiskey in the baby bottle, or did she just mix it in with the dog food she fed you?Nicky [to Pennsatucky]
You are really good at lying to yourself.Pennsatucky [to Nicky]
Coates: It's just a job, man, and it's not a very good one.
Bayley: Well, it's definitely different than I thought it'd be. Like, so sad that it's almost supernatural.
Are you kidding me? Kukudio is a suspect and I'm not? Heck I killed a cop with his own gun. Oh. Wait...Did I get caught for that? [sighs] I'm getting old.Frieda
Red: If they question you, do not speak to them. They'll tell you someone has already confessed. Do not believe it. It's a manipulation.
Frieda: Another manipulation? They hit you repeatedly in the face.
Hey, hey, no. I was not questioning your methods. All right, I totally respect your badass authority that flies in the face of Caputo's authority.Luschek [to Piscatella]
So, like, we didn't get to finish dinner, so are we gonna, like, get a second dinner like hobbits or....Crazy Eyes