Orange is the New Black
Fridays 8:00 PM on NetflixOrange is the New Black Quotes
Vee: How much worse you want this to get?
Poussey: How much worse you got? Bring it. What have I got left to lose?
Vee: We're not neighbors. You live in my house.
Poussey: Let me ask you something. You come back to prison on accident or because outside you're too weak for anyone to take serious?
Riot gear. How is that going to prevent rape?
Caputo
This shameful sexual violation is really workin' out for ya, isn't it?
Caputo
Leanne: Someone's cranky.
Yoga Jones: Excuse me. If someone hadn't just joined the strike this morning, they might be cranky, too.
Bennett: Daya, I would go to jail.
Daya: Well at least we would be even.
What is the oldest trick in the book? Poop? In a bag? On fire?!
Piper
Piper: Why don't you get me an iPhone so I can take pictures and play Candy Crush. I told you before, I'm not risking my freedom for your f*cking byline.
Andrew: Piper, this woman is a criminal.
Piper: Yeah? So am I.
Congratulations. You've officially ruined a man's life.
Figueora
Morello: Ahh! I think I did the left side too much. The arch is too high?
Nicky: Yeah, it looks like you're really skeptical about everything, but I think the leery look is hot.
Doesn't everyone lie to everyone?
Nicky
You can't walk home without your shoes. They're nice shoes.
Alex
Piper. They're from Marshall's. F*ck you.
