Orange is the New Black
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I want to be better than my mom. I want this baby to have everything.
Daya
Sometimes people just don't want to play with you. And that's OK!
Suzanne
Leanne: I don't know. You're acting a little retarded.
Pennsatucky: I'm not retarded. I got new teeth!
Suzanne: I dressed myself mama. She's so pretty!
Mama: Isn't she?
Suzanne: She looks like you and daddy.
Mama: Mommy and daddy made her honey. She's our miracle.
Suzanne; Can I hold the miracle?
I protect my babies. This one got away, but I swear to you I will die before I see that happen again. I will keep you safe.
Vee
She looks rough for 23.
Red
Larry: He's so new and like...happy.
Polly: Don't worry. Pete and I will f*ck that right up.
Maybe I could umpire women's softball. Then I could get laid!
Big Boo
You are aware that you just told an inmate in a prison that she should become a corrections officer. What the f*ck is wrong with you?
Nicky
According to this aptitude test, uh, I should be a professional athlete, a park ranger or a correctional officer.
Nicky
Larry: Dad, why did you bring us to a gay bath house?
Howard: It's a nice place. It's clean. A schvitz is a schvitz. [moaning from the others] I had a Groupon.
Larry: Aaaah.
I made her come vaginally. Do you even know how hard that is to do? My point is...I don't even know what my point is anymore.
Larry
