P-Valley Season 1 Episode 4: "The Trap" Quotes
Gidget: Something's happened to her.
Clifford: Gidget, we ain't got time for those white-girl tears, although they are very tasty.
Mercedes: You throwin' me out now?
Clifford: That's what a boss bitch does to her baby birds.
I ain't like you. You don't care what nobody think of you. You're strong. I'm just pretty. That's my only strength.Keyshawn [to Mercedes]
Who went and done this and fucked up my mascara?Mercedes
You stay your ass up outta that Pussy Valley. That whole hood is known for loose lips, if you know what I'm saying.Mayor Ruffin [to Andre]
Uncle Clifford: Lord, I love to be taken in the night but my booty is gonna be torn up after this.
Autumn: What you said.
Honking driver: Could you hurry the hell up?
Patrice: You have a blessed fuckin' day, too.
Dreams are expensive. Make them pay for what it's worth.Realtor [to Mercedes]
Realtor: You ain't selling a product. You're just selling an experience.
Mercedes: If there's one thing I know how to sell, it's an experience.
Autumn: You know how fellas go crazy for the new girls.
Bank official: Don't me and my husband know it.