Murda: So you God?
Woddy: We all God. We all the devil too.

Derrick: Only bad things happen [at The Pynk].
Keyshawn: That's the only place I feel free.

At least [Patrice] own her messy.

Corbin [to Andre]

Mercedes: Are you free?
Pico [showing his ankle monitor]: Much as a nigger can be.

You sure more secretive than a Janet Jackson lyric. All I'm saying is that you got a lot of secrets, LaMarcus. And I ain't gonna be one of them.

Clifford [to Murda]

Mercedes: Maybe I ain't meant to fly no more.
Clifford: Niggers come to see you fall, not fly. And your injury ain't in your shoulder. It's in your head.

Uh-uh-uh. Ain't no cryin' in The Pynk.

Uncle Clifford [to Mercedes]

Terrika: Momma, do you think I'm gonna burn in Hell?
Mercedes: If you do, I'm gonna be right there with you.

Murda: How come you let me back inside?
Clifford: Because you needed me, and I needed you.

All those pro-lifers only be pro-life until the baby is born.

Mercedes [to Terrika]

Terrika: When I'm a momma, I ain't never gonna slap my daughter.
Mercedes: That's what I said too.

Clifford: I'm Uncle Clifford. What are you?
Murda: I'm what the world won't let me be.

P-Valley Quotes

Mississippi: First day back off maternity leave and I've got another fuckin' scar.
Gidget: Hair can cover that one, but the floss can't cover the other ones.

And here I thought strippin' was a recession-proof industry.

Mercedes