Big Bone: Why you don't do security for The Pynk no more? You must have tried to save one of them ho's that wasn't ready to be saved.
Diamond: Who told you that?
Big Bone: Your eyes. They're so heavy that every time you be fuckin' me, they be closed. Next time, I want those chestnut eyes wide open.

Big Bone: What is it?
Diamond: It's protection.
Big Bone: You don't seem like the type of nigger that needs no protection.

Keyshawn: I'm so stupid, Woddy.
Woddy: You ain't nowhere near stupid. Naive maybe, ambitious even, but stupid, that ain't you.

Be careful becoming a man's Barbie doll. He's always find another one to buy.

Shanice [to Keyshawn]

Jocelyn: You know, you remind me of me once upon a time. You gonna make it out of here because your belly growly.
Keyshawn: Oh, it is?
Jocelyn: Bitch, it's a fuckin' metaphor.

What I do know is that you're a homewrecker turned homemaker.

Keyshawn [to Shanice]

Keyshawn: What about you? Didn't you start it?
Derrick: Nah, I finished it.

But legends ain't born. They built, forged by time and pressure like diamonds.

Clifford

Folks couldn't help getting caught up in the universe of her, the saving of her. I even tried to do it. And I know a bitch isn't ready to be saved until she's good and goddamn ready.

Uncle Clifford

Rome: Don't worry. I already cleared everything with your little Justin Bieber. He's great.
Keyshawn: That wasn't the deal. I gotta get home.

Rome, can you stop? You makin' me seasick.

Keyshawn [to Rome]

You're an easy bitch to love but an easier bitch to hate.

Mercedes [to Autumn]

P-Valley Quotes

Mississippi: First day back off maternity leave and I've got another fuckin' scar.
Gidget: Hair can cover that one, but the floss can't cover the other ones.

And here I thought strippin' was a recession-proof industry.

Mercedes