Favorite Parenthood Quotes
Yeah, well you weren't being very best manly so I replaced you for the job.
Crosby
We don't worry about what you two think, and look at us. We're all smashing successes.
Crosby
Adam: Listen, we're the adults, let's set a good example and not make this any worse.
Sarah: How can it get any worse?
Joel: I can't do this, honey.
Julia: Why not?
Joel: I don't even know where to start. Ths room is freezing, I'm sitting here, they're playing muzak, there are people walking by and they gave me a stack of Playboys from the 1980s and told me to give 'em a call when I'm done. It's so weird, honey.
Julia: Well, what do you want me to do? Do you, um, do you want me to help?
Joel: Whaddya mean?
Julia: I mean, like, phone sex.
Joel: You know how to do that?
Adam: So what do you do, talk...share?
Zeek: The only thing I am doing is dancing with gay Tony. You gotta see this guy move Adam. He's like a finely tuned European sports car. Very sensitive and responds to the lightest touch. Honestly, it's amazing.
I really love you, but I can't do this anymore.
Mark
Singer 1: Does your cat like his food?
Singer 2: Or does he push it away with his little paw and act really rude?
Singers: Meow, meow, meow, that's a sound of a hungry cat...
Camille: Zeek, the walkies...
Zeek: One per car. Please don't lose these.
Joel: It'd be hard to.
Crosby: I would like a ring side seat to that catfight.
Adam: You're an idiot.
If you start speaking in tongues after you drink this am I going to be able to get a hold of Doctor Ting, does he use a phone?
Crosby
Adam: A wise man once told me that we always have to forgive each other and not get hung up on the past.
Zeek: Team Braverman.
I'm not making you tea with sea horses; they could be on the endangered species list for all we know.
Crosby
