Popular Parenthood Quotes
Julia: Are you afraid of being the father or not the father?
Crosby: Yes, both.
Honey, I have to wash Max's bandanna, it's fifthly. If he's going to be a pirate, at least he's going to be a clean pirate.
Kristina
Sarah: Seduce me with The Sound and the Fury.
Mr. Cyr: It would work every time.
OK seriously, I want to know what you've got going on down there!
Kristina
Sticker system Gabby was shooting tequila last night?
Kristina
Kristina: OK Adam, kittens on the grill...
Adam: As soon as I can.
Julia: It's more complicated then I just explained.
Haddie: Then screwing some poor slob out of his retirement.
Julia: What?
Haddie: Pretty Woman, I was just quoting Julia Roberts.
It's nice to live here, and of course what 38 year old woman doesn't enjoy living at home with her parents.
Sarah
Crosby: Your family is intense.
Jasmine: You think.
Crosby: That's saying a lot coming from me.
Sarah: I think I'll just try and get along with you and trust you.
Amber: OK. I'm meeting Damien and he's picking me up.
Sarah: Why does she hate me mom?
Camille: Daughters hate their mothers; I think it's the law of nature. But you know what, then they come back.
Max: Isn't the game today?
Adam: Well buddy I thought you were done with baseball.
Max: It's my team.
Adam: Games in 10 minutes everybody.
