Popular Parenthood Quotes
I'm an irrational hard ass with rage issues. Don't piss me off.
Zeek
You left your sock in my house, but took my granddaughter's innocence. Here's your sock.
Zeek
Why do you insist on making every mistake I made?
Sarah
Sarah: It's about flowers right?
Amber: I think it might be about your vag.
Drew, listen to me. You are a Braverman, OK. Its genetic, you have the moves you know what I'm talking about. You have it in you.
Adam
Kristina: You know what the problem is for mothers?
Sarah: Daughters.
Kristina: Daughters.
Julia: Amen.
I hope it fits me; this left boob is a little bigger than the right.
Kristina
Amber: Poetry reading? Yeah, I'd rather sell an organ, but thanks for inviting me.
Sarah: You know what, if you don't change that attitude it may come to that, because I don't think you need both livers anyway.
Crosby: Yeah I like sleep over's.
Jasmine: You do?
Crosby: Yeah, they're like my favorite.
Jasmine: Really?
Crosby: I didn't bring any jammies though.
This is the worst Adam, sounds like Dr. Phil wrote this.
Crosby
Jabbar: Should I go back to bed and make believe I didn't see you?
Crosby: Yes, that's a good plan.
Max: Isn't the game today?
Adam: Well buddy I thought you were done with baseball.
Max: It's my team.
Adam: Games in 10 minutes everybody.
