Victor: Why did you say I was smart when I'm dumb?
Julia: Sweetheart...
Victor: You're a liar.

I have intentions of asking Ruby to be my girlfriend.

Max

I'm just a man. And sometimes a man needs to kick a little ass, when a little ass
needs kickin.

Adam

I will be there for my son.

Joel

Look, things aren't really good for me at home, either. Jabbar chose, over basketball, for a winter sport - ballet.

Crosby

Kristina: You don't really love it?
Amber: It's a little bit absurd, right? It's not just me? It's bigger than any of my family
member's wedding rings.

Adam: I love it when you get feisty like this.
Kristina: I'm not feisty, I'm just mad.
Adam: Well can you just stay maybe stay up here for 15 minutes? Waddya say? Honey?

Yeah, I'll even do ballet for a burger and pie.

Crosby

Zeek: I'm experimenting with different food groups. It's very good!
Sarah: What is it?
Zeek: It's cereal with whipped cream and a banana.

Amber: Crosby said, you know, 'Don't show Jasmine that or I'm gonna have to upgrade
and get her one of those.'
Ryan: Well, too bad, it's one of a kind.
Amber: It is?
Ryan: Yep. Only one in the world.

You were the underdog! Now you're two points away!

Heather

Kristina: Are you sure it's just about the ring?
Amber: Yeah.
Kristina: Oh. OK.
Amber: Everything's fine, I just. Yeah.

Parenthood Season 5 Quotes

That's my motto for life - I'm just in it for the sugar.

Hank

Max: I walked, during my radius, that I can walk to on my own. The idea is that I build autonomy so that eventually I'll be able to move out and support myself. Also, eventually, they're going to die, so I'm going to need to learn to live on my own anyway.
Hank: Hmm. That's touching.