Crosby: Are ya feelin' good?
Joel: Yeah
Crosby: Yeah? Nice.
Joel: Well, I'm drunk.
Crosby: Oh you are?! I could have never... It's imperceptible.

It's just a lot of years, Julia. It's a whole lot of years with your dad. Somewhere along the way, I lost my voice in the relationship and I don't know how to get it back.

Camille

Camille: Do you know I've never been out of the country?
Julia: Mom, I had no idea you were thinking about all of this stuff.

Amber: She was projecting issues that she has and her own fears and insecurities about her situation...
Ryan: What situation?
Amber: ...Her marriage onto mine and it was really unfair, and stupid...
Ryan: Like your dad stuff? Like she's comparing me to your dad?

Hank says it really captures the agony of high school. I think it's going to be the cover of the yearbook.

Max

Joel: How do I set boundaries with your sister?
Julia: Her you just help.

Adam: I said I'm gonna go get the songs. You said OK.
Crosby: But I didn't really think you would possibly be able to pull it off.
Adam: Well, that was you're mistake. You didn't believe in me but look at me, I pulled it off.

Hank told me I could have twenty dollars if I could shut up for one whole hour. And then I did. I don't think you should drop out of the race.

Max

He said you didn't want to be in bed with Harry Lerner and then I said I wouldn't want Harry Lerner in my bed either. And then he said that was supposed to be a metaphor and then told me to go play video games.

Max

If only it were that easy. I mean, your past is what makes you who you are, it's what you bring to a marriage, you know. If only we could leave the past behind us, right?

Sarah

I'm gonna introduce you to them at some point. I just think that our wedding is supposed to be the happiest day of our lives, and if my step dad comes, then it's not gonna be. So, they're not coming.

Ryan

Adam: This is an album, right here, OK? Joni knows how to lift you up and tear you down all at once. We're gonna have to skip the song right after this one 'cause it makes me cry.
Drew: Really?
Adam: Yeah.

Parenthood Season 5 Quotes

That's my motto for life - I'm just in it for the sugar.

Hank

Max: I walked, during my radius, that I can walk to on my own. The idea is that I build autonomy so that eventually I'll be able to move out and support myself. Also, eventually, they're going to die, so I'm going to need to learn to live on my own anyway.
Hank: Hmm. That's touching.