Parks and Recreation Season 1 Episode 3: "The Reporter" Quotes
I don't mean to complain, but I think Shauna is being a little unprofessional. She got here 15 minutes late. She's wearing the same dress she wore yesterday.
Leslie
Shauna: OK, well, since we're, you know romantically involved, I won't print any of it
Anne: That's great, thank you so much
Mark: Well, you know I wouldn't say romantically involved... going forward
Anne: (rolling her eyes) Oh my god!
Leslie: Tom Haverford. Boy genius. Smooth like milk chocolate.
Tom: That's kind of a weird way to describe me.
Shauna: I'm surprised no one's complained about this.
Leslie: Oh, tons of people have. Yeah ... we get letters every day.
(showing a mural of a Native American chief tied to a tree and about to be shot by a cannon) There are ten murals here in this hallway. This is called "The Trial of Chief Wamapo." It was painted in 1936 and this is Chief Wamapo. He was convicted of crimes against the soldiers. I'm always amazed at his .... quiet dignity right before he's killed by a cannonball.
Leslie
[on Mark] That dude has stuck it in some crazeee chicks.
Tom
[to Leslie] I'm going to say something and I don't want you to take it the wrong way ... but you are being a huge dork.
Mark
