Andy: That book sounded so boring I almost cried a little.
April: Aw babe I'm sorry you had to hear that, you're safe now.

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Tom: Tom Haverford? That's nice, but I don't think we can consider me a celebrity.
Donna: That's your handwriting.

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• Added: January 20, 2015

How 'bout a submarine pilot?

Andy

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• Added: January 20, 2015

I prefer quality over flash - that's why I refuse to write my signature in cursive.

Ron

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• Added: January 20, 2015