Parks and Recreation Quotes
Do you want me to bite him?
April
I made a list of the things you love. Playing with our dog, staring contests, having sex with me - and so on. Then I lost the list.
Andy
You have to tell me because you legally bound yourself to me inmarriage!
Leslie
Ron: Terry, what has Leslie been up to?
Terry: Oh getting ready for big press conference!
Ben: Terry come on!
It's f*cking milk.
Ron
Why? Was there something inside the stupid ball?
Andy
Ben: Please write it in cursive, it raises a lot of red fl-
Ron: No.
Andy: That book sounded so boring I almost cried a little.
April: Aw babe I'm sorry you had to hear that, you're safe now.
Tom: Tom Haverford? That's nice, but I don't think we can consider me a celebrity.
Donna: That's your handwriting.
I prefer quality over flash - that's why I refuse to write my signature in cursive.
Ron
Ben: You're my friend.
April: No I'm not, I've never cared for you.
Oh, you know, just regionally directing the midwest whatever of who cares.
April
