Ron: I'm not a spy, and I would not reveal classified information -
Ben: Do you have to say that every time?
Ron: Yeah.

I got something big and exciting. All I need is a blimp --

Andy

This is a flying robot that I just shot out of the sky when it tired to deliver me a package.

Ron

You should up your therapy to seven times a weak, fix that outfit, and give me your wallet.

April

If you want something badly. you just gotta believe it's gonna work out.

Andy

Extremely well put.

Judge Perd

If we can't get the rights, I'm going ot walk

Andy

Is Star Wars the one with the wizard boy?

Ron

Tom: In the words of Jerry Maguire.
Andy: The human head ways eight pounds.

The only thing I love more than Parks, is Recreation.

Jen

They do seem to, as they say, keep it "100."

Ron

You think I would carry around pictures of my child where anyone could see them?

Ron