Pitch Season 1 Episode 5: "Alfonzo Guzman-Chavez" Quotes
Baker you can relax. You're the biggest story in baseball, you're not going anywhere.Mike
Mike: I remember my first deadline. I couldn't sleep for a week.
Blip: Oh here we go, Grandpa story time! Somebody, get him a pipe and some ear hair. Oh wait, hold on, no all he needs is the pipe.
I take that back. One of you is a goner.Mike
Al: You have unusually long eyelashes.
Oscar: It's from my mother.
You're going to need to cut at least two million dollars from the payroll.Charlie
Blip: You know they're only seven, right?
Ginny: And a half!
Blip: Your turn to set the table.
Ginny: Again? You're not going to help?
Blip: Help? I got you in didn't I?
Blip: I'm a baseball player without a no trade clause, nothing is written in stone.
Ginny: But, I mean you can't move! You're the only real friends I have.
Ginny: Don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not about dating teammates.
Jordan: Don't take this the wrong way, but neither am I. How are you about making friends?
Man I hate groupie on groupie crime.Mike
As long as Alfonzo Guzman-Chavez stays an Oriole, Blip stays a Padre.Elliot
Just a little tip from a professional, don't apologize for calling me a groupie by treating me like one.Amelia