Pitch Quotes
Amelia: I just wanted to let you know that Mike Lawson and I have been seeing each other. Just for a few weeks.
Ginny: Oh...okay.
Mike: I think there's something we should do.
Amelia: Yeah, I'm thinking the same thing.
Ginny: He's back! Tommy, your boy's back!
Mike (about Tommy): They sent him to the Cubs about 15 minutes ago
Oscar: Lawson has no trade clause.
Charlie: Which is why you have to find a way to make him think it's his idea.
With all the butts I put in the seats, with all the Ginny Baker jerseys you sell, I'm not going to have more leverage than I do now. Blip Sanders needs to stay on this team.
Ginny
Ginny this isn't your life, it's mine! Any minute now I might have to wake my kids up and tell them we're saying goodbye to the only home they've ever known! I just don't have it in me to make you feel okay.
Blip
Ginny: The Padres without Blip is like Destiny's Child without Beyonce.
Evelyn: Hmm, I love my husband but he's no Queen B. Kelly Rowland maybe.
Whatever it is that you and Amelia are doing, you gotta tell Ginny bro. Because you know it's gonna get out. It'd be a lot better for everybody if she hears it from you.
Blip
I know it's not Ginny because even you're not that crazy.
Blip
Tommy: I'm going to miss that S.O.B.
Ginny: Yeah, no one belted Blake Shelton songs like Butch.
Tommy: You know the worst part is our kids are like best friends.
Just a little tip from a professional, don't apologize for calling me a groupie by treating me like one.
Amelia
As long as Alfonzo Guzman-Chavez stays an Oriole, Blip stays a Padre.
Elliot
