Eliot: It's a little weird going on your date with you.
Ginny: It's not a date. A little mild stalking...

There had to be one voice, my voice. So I did the thing that scared me the most.

Noah

Your job is to take ten percent of my income and to do what I ask you to do!

Ginny

Mike: Congratulations, you just ended her season.
Blip: I'm looking out for her.
Ginny: What's going on?
Mike: They're shutting you down.

Al: Well, you're a curmudgeony, moody, cranky son of a bitch.
Mike: Thanks. I learned from the best.
Al: But you have a marshmallow center.

Mike: I just want you to be happy Rach. That's all I ever wanted, and if David makes you happy...
Rachel: We broke up. A couple of weeks ago.

Evelyn: What? Things got weird with Mike? How far did it go? Does the carpet match the face?
Ginny: Ew! No, it wasn't like that. I can't talk about this.

Ginny look at me. I'm starving for sexual details outside of my marriage, now I want nuance.

Evelyn

Amelia: I'm also shopping memoirs.
Evelyn: She's twenty-three does she even have memoirs yet?

Oh thank God, if one more person ignores me, I'm going to lose my damn mind. [Mike ignores her] Really?

Ginny

Ginny: Even...even if I wanted to go somewhere with you on your plane-
Noah: Or boat, I also have a boat, that has to be said.
Ginny: I wouldn't even know where to begin, I've hardly been anywhere.
Noah: Then let's go everywhere.

One day you're going to regret this. One day you're going to be at your lowest point and you're going to need someone. And it's not going to be your dead father. It's not going to be your conman brother. It's going to be me, and I'm not going to be there for you.

Amelia

Pitch Season 1 Quotes

Frank: Your teammates are excited to meet you.
Ginny: No they're not. Ticketing and sales people, they're excited to meet me. My teammates, 75% think I'm the next San Diego chicken and the other 25% just want to see me shower.

I know it's only a 2 minute ride to the stadium and you've probably dealt with this kind of paparazzi before, but there's a billion dollar piece of cargo back here, and if you Princess Di her ass and you and me survive, I'm going to Red Wedding you and your entire family.

Amelia