Hey, we gotta shut her down Al.

Oscar

Mike: I'm the Captain here, Blip. I'm doing my job.
Blip: You gave that job up when you gave up on this team. Are we just going to keep pretending like that didn't happen?

I'm not going anywhere. The trade fell through.

Mike

Mike: Ginny!
Ginny: Ginny, that's a first.
Mike: Uhh, I nailed your cleats.

You willing to tie your fate to Mike Lawson?

Charlie

I'm going to miss the hell out of you Baker.

Mike

Ginny: Your teammates don't want you to go?
Mike: What about you?

Mike: Do you want to know why I'm leaving?
Ginny: You want to win a World Series?
Mike: That's true, but the team doesn't want me and that's okay. You know we're all expendable.

What happened to the rest of the guys? I walked out on a date.

Ginny

You scored for Livan. Not the team.

Mike

Mike: I'm sorry your posterboy let you down.
Ginny: You're going to kill it in Chicago.
Mike: You know it.

Charlie: I swear to God, if this trade falls apart.
Oscar: You can tweet it was my fault. Hashtag I don't give a rat's ass.
Charlie: What are you doing?
Oscar: Not watching Mike Lawson's last bat on a flatscreen.

Pitch Season 1 Quotes

Frank: Your teammates are excited to meet you.
Ginny: No they're not. Ticketing and sales people, they're excited to meet me. My teammates, 75% think I'm the next San Diego chicken and the other 25% just want to see me shower.

I know it's only a 2 minute ride to the stadium and you've probably dealt with this kind of paparazzi before, but there's a billion dollar piece of cargo back here, and if you Princess Di her ass and you and me survive, I'm going to Red Wedding you and your entire family.

Amelia