That bitch has nine lives.

Hanna (on CeCe)

Hanna, it's a funeral, not a Nicki Minaj concert.

Ashley

Hanna: What's up with your mom?
Aria: She's a slut, let's just go to sleep.

This is a one paycheck family, and we can't live a two-paycheck life.

Ashley

Well, that's great. Now you have another cousin who wants to kill us.

Hanna

Spencer: Better than sitting in the cafeteria.
Aria: Not really. We're still a freak show. Now, we're just a freak show in natural light.

I think you were trying to find a way to say goodbye. We all are. I think that funeral probably helped a lot of people.

Hanna [to Mona's mom]

Will you make sure real teacher gets this?

Emily (to Ezra)

I'm kept quiet about a lot, Emily. The least you can do is get me that file. You owe me that much.

Jenna

Wren: You're face is very fair.
Spencer: How about some black coffee?
Wren: I've been drinking scotch. I'd rather not mix my beverages.

Jenna is scary enough with four senses. Can you imagine what she'd do to us with all five?

Hanna

And who's looking cray-cray now, Spencer?

Mona

Pretty Little Liars Quotes

Emily: A's a terrorist, that's what she wants: To make us worry

Mona is five feet
of insidious snark with a side ponytail,
and I just -- I wanna grab it, and I wanna yank it really, really hard.

Spencer