Mona is five feet
of insidious snark with a side ponytail,
and I just -- I wanna grab it, and I wanna yank it really, really hard.

Spencer

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• Added: July 20, 2011

Aria: Maybe we should just send Mrs. DeLaurentis a note or something?
Spencer: I don't think
there's a section for "I'm sorry you got traumatized" cards.

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• Added: July 20, 2011

How come I have no date? And you have a date who brought a date?

Hanna

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• Added: July 19, 2011

Are you legs always that short?

Mona [to Aria]

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• Added: July 19, 2011

You don't paper over windows unless you're a vampire.

Spencer

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• Added: July 19, 2011

I just wanted to drink it. Not swim laps.

Aria [on giant coffee mug]

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• Added: July 19, 2011

It's all fun and sexy until someone hacks up a hair ball.

Aria

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• Added: July 19, 2011

If Ian didn't kill Ali, did A?

Hanna

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• Added: July 19, 2011