I'm not drunk. I'm hungry and your cupcakes taste like old pennies.

Paige

That bra over there kinda put me off my feed.

Hanna

How can you miss her? She's been gliding around school all day like a Thanksgiving float.

Spencer (on Jenna)

Ashley: Do you have plans tomorrow?
Hanna: Uh, yeah. I'm going to listen to every sad song I've ever downloaded on repeat.

Spencer: He's your boyfriend, Aria. He's not a baby squirrel.
Aria: I was just trying to do the right thing.
Spencer: Totally wrong. Look, I've been there, I've done that. Every time you baby squirrel Ezra, you're taking away his nuts.
Aria: You did not just say that.

I feel like I only exist in half of your life, and that's not good enough for me.

Caleb

Hanna: Right, roger that.
Aria: Roger that?
Hanna: What? We're on a mission.

Hanna: You know what they say: if the feather fits.
Aria: Hanna, it's the shoe, if the shoe fits.

Hanna: Why are you looking at pictures of bald fat men?
Aria: I'm looking for a guy for my mom. I don't know I just thought that she could try online dating.
Hanna: She's divorced, not desperate.

I'm really tired of everyone treating me like I'm made out of glass.

Emily

I am still a target!

Jenna

Wow Jenna, what a sight for sore eyes.

Hanna [to Jenna]

Pretty Little Liars Quotes

People who are meant to be together take a break and find their way back to their first love.

You think the truth is this big shiny disco ball of purity then go ahead and try it. See what it gets you. Telling the truth to the wrong person at the wrong time is how I ended up where I did. Take it from me you're always better off with a really good lie.

Alison