You guys are so not friends. You are like a corporation.

Violet

Pain is what forces us to grow.

Sam

Violet: Are you going to this Addison thing?
Cooper: I'll go if you go.
Violet: You know what? There comes a point when you're life is set, when you're done with new people. I mean, honestly do I really need a new friend?
Cooper: No, not with me around. I mean I'm a lot of friend. I'm like two double patties worth of friend.
Violet: That's what I'm saying.
Cooper: That's what I'm saying.

Violet! Step away from the pee-pee.

Cooper

Sam: You are a bald man,come on say it.
Lewis: I'm a bald man.
Sam: You are a strong proud bald man.
Lewis: I'm a strong proud bald man.
Sam: You are a strong proud bald man!
Lewis: I'm a strong proud bald man!

Nothing's perfect. Nothing's ever perfect.

Pete

Cooper: You listening to Allan's message again?
Violet: I have other messages... from patients.
Cooper: Do those patients ask you to pick up Chinese and tell you they love you?

Cooper: Guys don't keep messages from an ex. That's a woman thing.
Violet: Well, what do you know about women that you didn't get off the Internet?

Addison: It is raining.
Sam: You're wet.
Addison: Because it is raining. It rains in Seattle, which is where I left my umbrella. It does not rain in Los Angeles.
Dell: It rains in L.A. It's raining right now.
Addison: Really? Right now?

Naomi: Is that a chocolate cake?
Dell: Yeah, I made it. But you can have some if you want.
Naomi: Addison, you want some chocolate cake?
Addison: Can I talk to you?
Naomi: Thanks.

Violet says I should come here and talk to you. I don't believe in it. But Violet says... she thinks I'm not gonna heal, which is so... until I say this thing to you, I'm not gonna move on. That's what she says. I don't know. But I'm gonna say it just in case she's right. You were a lousy wife, and I hated you. Okay. There, I said it.

Pete

Okay, first of all, you need to start watching more current TV. And second of all, it's just a little rain. It'll... it'll pass.

Naomi

Private Practice Quotes

I think I can see your arteries closing up from here.

Jake

"Never talk about your penis when you hug another man."

JACKSON

Private Practice Music

  Song Artist
Song Lost The Mary Onettes
Down In The Valley The Broken West iTunes
Song Message From Yuz The Switches