Private Practice Quotes
Addison: Where are the beautiful people running in slow motion on the beach?
Naomi: What?
Cooper: It's really nothing to worry about. What?
Mother: No, she's blue.
Cooper: Understood.
Mother: Light blue.
Cooper: What did they do that was so great?
Sam: Yeah, what did they do?
Naomi: They saved a marriage. Magic?
Addison: Magic.
Naomi: Want some cake?
Addison: Sweet mother of chocolate.
Naomi: I know.
Violet: You realize you're replacing sex with food?
Violet: Holding on to your virginity for that long? I think it's sad.
Addison: It's not sad. It's sweet. Okay, not being able to have sex with your husband when you want to, that's sad.But the waiting? I mean, what's wrong with wanting a little magic?
Addison: We were talking about a patient. Who can't have sex.
Pete: Well, send 'em my way. I'll get 'em going.
Addison: You know, this is a very serious issue. This is a woman who has needs, who has wants, who needs and wants magic in her life. This is not a dirty little joke that you can make your dirty little jokes about... dirty man.
Pete: You don't know me at all. You think you do, but you don't. So don't call me names.
[enters room, ladies fall silent] You're talking about sex, aren't you?
Pete
Cooper: Oh, like you know the secret to women. You're a child. You can barely grow facial hair. You don't know anything about women yet.
Dell: Figure out what they want and give it to them.
You know what? Enough with the cake. I don't want your cake. I don't need your cake. I... I didn't ask for your cake. I'm all caked out. You know whose cake I want? I want Sam's cake. I want Sam's cake, but Sam's not baking a cake. He's not baking a cake for me. So could you just...
Naomi
You know what? It's just that Maya likes Sam better, you're mad at me for bringing you here, and this boy is baking cakes at me!
Naomi
Naomi: Just... when is something good gonna happen? When is... when is there gonna be a little...
Addison: Magic? Yeah, that's the unending question.
You drank all the orange juice. You hogged the covers. You put our dog to sleep. You never took my side. You were mean to me. You withheld sex. You were cold. You were a mean, cold bitch! And I hate you! I hate you so much! I'm sorry I couldn't save you.
Pete
